Its long back .. My Mom used to get angry if we take any snacks just after lunch. That day Mom went to Uncle’s house in the afternoon to help aunty in some work. Bro and me were quite happy as there was a big half watermelon kept in freeze and we had a golden opportunity to eat some of that.
We successfully completed our plan..cut the watermelon in such a way that mom cant recognize that we have done something to it. Then we realized the major problem if we throw the peel in the dustbin at home Mom will see. So we decided that I would go out and throw those outside.
Our house was on first floor. Bro stood in the balcony and I came down . I saw a cattle nearby and I went nearby and fed the peels to it one by one.Then suddenly Bro shouted
ANIIIIIIIIIIIIII.. I looked up ..he just ran into the house took a wicket..and ran towards me ..
I was just trying to understand what’s happening a cow pulled me up by her horns and threw me in the air..
I would have been in heaven now if Bro wouldn’t be there at that time.
The story ends here..
All these years I thought the cow hurted me bcos I was feeding the cattle only and not giving anything to it..but..One friend of mine told me the real reason..or we can say moral of the story....
ALL MOMS ARE SAME...It did not hurt me bcos i was feeding the cattle only but bcos i was feeding it at wrong time ..snacks are not allowed just after lunch ;)
3 comments:
khe khe khe...
end was awesome...
it brought memories from my childhood too...
me and my sis thot of stealing something big... GAJAR KA HALWA... we waited almost 3 hours for it to be ready, and when cooking was done and halwa placed in a bada sa bartan covered with a plate, kaatil khushbu maar raha tha wo...
mummy kapde dho rahi thi.. aur yahi samay tha..
abhi nahin to kabhi nahin..
we reached the kitchen where it was kept...
lekin mummy ko kitchen mein kuch kaam aaya aur mummy kitchen ki taraf aane lagin...
we wanted to run away but the behatareen khushbu coming from it made us realise soewhere deep down that its a DO or DIE situation... (yes... we had this awesome SOUL APPEALING REALISATION when we were just 7 yrs old)
we lifted the lid and in a haste, humne halwa ko haath mein liya.. bahut thoda sa.. aur wahan se bhaage...
magar galti ho gayi... hamein pata bhi nahin chala aur thoda sa halwa jo tha wo plate pe hi reh gaya...
fir kya tha mummy aayin.. aur haluwa dekhte hi samajh gayin..
hamein bulaya gaya aur fir hamare haath check hue..
poora haath khushbu se chaka-chaundh ho raha tha....
bahut maar padi.. :)
we DID and DIED..!!
Eita kana satare heithila ki???
Aau ete badhiya reason tumaku kou sanga dela???
I want to know who's the genious???
hahahaha
sab mummas ek jeisi hoti hei kya??
meri wali bhi kuchh eisi hi hei ;)
read Ani's n Rohit's
both r funny:)
~aliva
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